Indecisions… time to consult iGOD

I’m having a tough time deciding if I should go to Kuala Lumpur next weekend. I’m already going to Thailand in about a month’s time, but I’ve been invited to KL to meet some old friends and to generally… have some fun.

Its a tough choice cause it’s gonna set me back a few hundred bucks for airfare and accom. And I’m trying to save money for Thailand. But the lure of Kuala Lumpur is strong…

So I decided to consult iGOD!

God at his computer

ME: Dear God.

iGOD: I believe in God.

ME: Aren’t you God?

iGOD: Of course I am.

ME: Should I go to Kuala Lumpur next weekend?

iGOD: If you do not go, you will never know.

ME: Know what?

iGOD: What.

ME: What what?

iGOD: You tell me.

ME: Um… If I’ll have fun?

iGOD: I don’t think I should tell you.

ME: Airasia is having a sale.

iGOD: I think Airasia is alot of things.

ME: You don’t like Tony Fernandez?

iGOD: Do you like it? I enjoy working with people. I like.

ME: I don’t know him, but I think he’s ok.

iGOD: Me either.? OK. Why? Who said he is.

ME: You mean he’s not an ok guy?

iGOD: Yes, I think that is what I meant. Was it not Clear?

ME: Well… you are kinda cryptic.

iGOD: Well what? Do you mind if I tell other people you are cryptic?

ME: No, you don’t have to do that.

iGOD: Ok than, I will add it to my gossip files. “Do you mind if I tell other people you are cryptic.”? Don’t do it?

ME: ok

iGOD: Excuse me!

ME: Sorry

iGOD: There is no need to apologize.

ME: Are you ok?

iGOD: I won’t say ‘yes’ or ‘no’ right now.

ME: Um… I gotta go.

iGOD: Adios.

I think he must be cranky today. And I still don’t have my answer :(

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